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Advice to Mums of Young Children

December 11, 2011 By Janine 20 Comments

Today there was a tiny report in the Sunday Telegraph declaring mums want other mums to be more honest about the challenges of raising a baby. Apparently research released by Motherpedia says 93 per cent of Aussie mothers believe there needs to be more honesty between mums about motherhood. Really? Honesty is going to help? Well, at the risk of it … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour, Parenting Tagged With: Family, Family Living, humour., Life Experience, Mother, Parenting

Letter to my 16 year old self

December 9, 2011 By Janine 25 Comments

Have you seen the book "Dear Me, A Letter to My Sixteen-Year-Old Self"? An array of celebrities write a letter to their teenage self. If you could jump in the DeLorean and head back to the future to meet up with the kid you once were what advice would you offer? Here's my attempt. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Books, Family, Family Living, Humour, My Favourite Posts, Project 44, Writing Tagged With: Aging, Book, Family, Family Living, humour., Letter to 16 year old self

NaNoWriMo – The Confession

December 1, 2011 By Janine 8 Comments

Big cheers please, my friend Michele from Savannah Photography completed the 50,000 words  in 30 days for NaNoWriMo. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Creativity, Humour, My Favourite Posts, Project 44, Writing Tagged With: humour., NaNoWriMo, Writing

Confessions of a Non-Dance Mum

November 27, 2011 By Janine 11 Comments

There are certain areas in which you excel as parent (usually areas related to the things you were good at/enjoyed as a child) unfortunately sometimes your children don't get the memo and decide to take up things in which you have absolutely no ability. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour Tagged With: Dance, Family, Family Living, humour.

Lights, Camera, Action, “The Family” is on TV

November 24, 2011 By Janine 5 Comments

Imagine for a moment your house has 35 remote-controlled cameras strategically placed throughout. Sitting in a booth somewhere are producers and editors who, after recording every moment of your life for three months, carefully piece it together to make what they hope will be entertaining television. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour Tagged With: Family, Family Living, humour.

Writing The Great Aussie Novel During NaNoWriMo

November 20, 2011 By Janine 1 Comment

Saturday 6.00am  - Rise early to avoid the family. Sit down at computer. Write sentence. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Creativity, Family, Humour, Writing Tagged With: Family, humour., NaNoWriMo, Writing

What’s In Your Handbag?

November 19, 2011 By Janine 7 Comments

My favourite part of the last Harry Potter movie was Hermione's handbag which managed to magically contain every item they needed in their great battle. It was the moment when we knew Hermione had grown up to be a woman. Lugging around thousands of items which might, one day, be needed to save the day. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour, Parenting Tagged With: Family, Family Living, humour., Life Experience

Morning Mayhem

November 15, 2011 By Janine 6 Comments

Milk and Cereal

Through a stroke of good fortune (or employment as a radio producer of a morning show) I managed to avoid the morning rush in our house for three years. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour, My Favourite Posts, Parenting Tagged With: Family, Family Living, humour., Morning Routine, Parenting

The Lunchbox Lottery

November 11, 2011 By Janine 5 Comments

Salmon Salad

Can the level of a mother's love & parenting ability be measured in the quality of the lunchbox she provides? … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Cooking, Family, Family Living, Humour, My Favourite Posts, Parenting Tagged With: Cooking, Gwyneth Paltrow, humour., Lunchbox, Parenting

You can run, but you can’t hide

November 9, 2011 By Janine 7 Comments

I may have extricated myself from my family for four days to attend WordCamp Gold Coast  (and let me tell you that takes more logistical manoeuvres than the allied troops arrival in Afghanistan) but when my youngest daughter discovered I could check my messages it was on ... … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: Family, humour.

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Janine Fitzpatrick is a personal blogger with an untidy house, imperfect children and no celebrity friends.

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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