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Alphabet Soup

May 1, 2013 By Janine 8 Comments

So I tried to work my way through the alphabet in the A to Z Challenge. I got to S before the internet dropped out and the family went into meltdown, wandering aimlessly around the house with zombie-like expressions on their face declaring "there's nothing TO DOOOO, we have no internet!!!". It's probably for the best - I didn't have a clue what … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour Tagged With: A to Z Challenge

Sunrise

April 25, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

My brother captured a magnificent Anzac Day sunrise today. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Photos Tagged With: A to Z Challenge, David Fitzpatrick, Photographs., Photography, Port Macquarie

Retro Recipes – Anzac Biscuits

April 25, 2013 By Janine 2 Comments

I've fallen behind in the A to Z Challenge, now doing a desperate attempt to catch up so I'll do a few posts tonight. In honour of Anzac Day here's a recipe from my Nana's old recipe book. Anzac Biscuits Mix together  1 cup each of rolled oats, sugar and flour, 3/4 cup of coconut and 2 tablespoons of Sunshine milk (I think that's powdered … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: A to Z Challenge, Anzac Biscuits, Recipe

Photographic Evidence

April 18, 2013 By Janine 2 Comments

Parents of young children, listen up, this is the ONLY piece of parenting advice you need. When you go above and beyond with your children TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS. You know all those activities that are messy, time-consuming, challenging? When you go to the effort of making them happen it is really important that you retain evidence. Because one … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: A to Z Challenge

Motherhood

April 16, 2013 By Janine 6 Comments

It was always going to be a recipe for disaster. A woman who never held a job for longer than 18 months (I have attention span issues), couldn't manage to keep her bedroom in the share house tidy, and still called her mum for a loan when the electricity bill was due. This is the woman who was about to give birth. To a CHILD. A tiny, dependent … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: A to Z Challenge, motherhood

Kindness

April 12, 2013 By Janine 11 Comments

The other day I was rushing to get to an appointment I was nervous about. In my hurry I dropped a glass bottle of soft drink and it smashed to smithereens on the footpath. I put down my bag and started to try to pick up the many pieces of shattered glass when the local butcher and his apprentice came out of their shop with broom and dustpan and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life, Photos Tagged With: A to Z Challenge

Joy

April 11, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

I've posted this photo before but I've trying to come up with something for a "J" word and I just reckon this dog looks absolutely joyous. Photo by David Fitzpatrick    I'm going to try to take part in the A to Z Challenge Blog Hop this month. That means each day a post related to a letter of the alphabet. Please note if you … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Photos Tagged With: A to Z Challenge, Joy

Ideas

April 11, 2013 By Janine 2 Comments

I'm an ideas person. Ideas, I've got a million. Execution and follow-up not so strong. But I can think outside the square. Come up with solutions to your problems (probably better at solving your problems than my own but that's OK). Watching TV last night I came up with one of my best ideas ever! Big Brother is calling for contestants over … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour Tagged With: A to Z Challenge, Big Brother

Chocolate

April 3, 2013 By Janine 9 Comments

I ate an entire box of chocolates in one day and I didn't share them with anyone. It was Easter, which I know is about Jesus and stuff, but heathens that we are it tends to be about the chocolate in our house. It was a bit of a dud Easter to be honest. A case of gastro put paid to our usual family lunch. So in the end we sat around on the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: A to Z Challenge

Janine Fitzpatrick is a personal blogger with an untidy house, imperfect children and no celebrity friends.

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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