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Where The Bloody Hell Is The Phone?

June 19, 2013 By Janine 7 Comments

The phone rang this morning. It was a drama. Back in the day,  the phone was a large black rotary dial model ATTACHED to the wall you never lost it. Yes children you read that right, the phone was physically ATTACHED to the wall. It was in a high traffic area of the home (ours was in the lounge room at the start of the hallway). If you wanted to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life

So This Is Dieting

June 18, 2013 By Janine 13 Comments

I have no idea how I got to the point where I am on a DIET. What, me? Thin, skinny me? Oh that's right an accidental glimpse in a mirror as I pass by reveals the image in my head bears little resemblance to the reality. Somehow, when I wasn't looking I gained weight. Slight gains over a long period of time culminated with the bathroom … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: Diet, Exercise

Keeping The Home Fires Burning

June 14, 2013 By Janine 10 Comments

I've been left with just one job to do today. I've got to keep the fire going. You see Mr Shambles was determined that our house would have a wood fire. Memories of his childhood and all that.  So he went and built a massive fireplace. Then tiled it with a jigsaw of slate. He had to get Hippie Child to work out where each bit should go, his … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: fireplaces

Nightmare

April 16, 2013 By Janine 10 Comments

Horror movie right there on my TV - Skyhooks Once again morning television is awash with images from an unimaginable tragedy on the other side of the world. Two bombs going off in the crowd of the Boston Marathon. It's almost twelve years since we saw the planes crash into the twin towers. The feelings come rushing back, fear, disbelief. Back … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life

Kindness

April 12, 2013 By Janine 11 Comments

The other day I was rushing to get to an appointment I was nervous about. In my hurry I dropped a glass bottle of soft drink and it smashed to smithereens on the footpath. I put down my bag and started to try to pick up the many pieces of shattered glass when the local butcher and his apprentice came out of their shop with broom and dustpan and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life, Photos Tagged With: A to Z Challenge

Happiness

April 9, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

Happiness is: A sleeping child. A week without homework. Holidays with no routines. A girls' night out. A good book. A trashy mag and a block of chocolate. A family dinner. A world without housework (OK that one's a dream but it would make me so HAPPY). What makes you happy? I'm going to try to take part in the A to Z … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: happiness

Fads, Flu and other F Words

April 6, 2013 By Janine 8 Comments

This evening's post is brought to you courtesy of Codral (not in any monetary sense just in the dosed up sense). I'm quickly succumbing to the flu and in amongst the sneezing, coughing and feverish ramblings I decided to write a blog post. So you can all guess how this is going to turn out, can't you? Probably best to reach for the remote or … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life

Ageing

April 1, 2013 By Janine 13 Comments

It is a lamentable state of being, this ageing thing. There are lumps and bumps. Aches and creaks. Mysterious stabs of pain that are nothing, or could be something, who knows. Your knees go on you, then your back gets dodgy. Tomorrow I'm back to the optometrist to pick up my MULTIFOCAL glasses.  It wasn't bad enough that whoever is running this … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: A-Z Challenge, Ageing, Blog Hop, Glasses

Writer’s Block

February 8, 2013 By Janine 16 Comments

Flying Seagull

At 8.45am this morning I sat at the computer ready to write my blog post and .... nothing. I think they call it writer's block. It's an unusual state for me to be in, usually I have a million and one ideas and the challenge is picking ONE to focus on. Today, nadah, zilch, nothing. It's now 2.56pm and my "day to myself", you know the one … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life, News

Trapped in an Automated Hell

February 5, 2013 By Janine 7 Comments

I miss human beings. You know those brave souls who used to man the customer service hotlines for the big companies, the telcos, the electricity, the banks and god forbid Centrelink (the place that handles the Government payments to the unemployed, the ill and families). I seem to have spent weeks trying to sort out an assortment of issues with … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Life

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Janine Fitzpatrick is a personal blogger with an untidy house, imperfect children and no celebrity friends.

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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