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Dinner with George Clooney

May 8, 2012 By Janine 17 Comments

There's dinner at George Clooney's house up for grabs in a fundraising campaign for Obama. I've scrounged under the cushions, in the pockets of the kid's uniforms and through every crevice in the car and I've got $8.50 to put forward. It's got to get me in, George can't possibly have a dinner party without me. I bring so much to the event. I'm … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour Tagged With: Barack Obama, Fundraising Dinner, George Clooney, humour.

I Make S’Mores

May 6, 2012 By Janine 29 Comments

The internet is a wealth of information. I'm sure if you search hard enough you could find the cure for cancer or the solution to third world hunger within its trillions upon trillions of pages of facts, figures and general whinging. In the six months I have spent trawling the internet in my quest for blogging glory I have learnt one thing, how … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Cooking, Humour, What's for Dinner? Tagged With: Cooking, humour., S'more

Not Sure I’ve Mastered the Self-Help Advice

May 5, 2012 By Janine 6 Comments

If you are going to write a book I reckon self-help is a pretty lucrative sector of the market. While the authors in the literature genre struggle to make a dollar from their beautifully descriptive, emotionally challenging works of fiction the self-help crowd have the mighty dollar flowing in. They have learnt the skill of a multi-pronged approach … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: budget, humour., Law of Attraction, Life Experience, Self-help

Bucket Lists BEFORE and AFTER Children

April 14, 2012 By Janine 11 Comments

The Bucket List BEFORE I had children. Cruise the canals of Venice in a gondolier with the man I love. Eat at a Michelin Three Star restaurant. Buy an outfit from the Paris Fashion Shows. Watch a Broadway show starring someone really famous. Float in the Dead Sea. Travel the Silk Road. Party all night at the Carnaval  in Rio de … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour, Life, Parenting Tagged With: bucketlist, Family, Family Living, humour., Life Experience, Parenting

Life’s Too Short for Uncomfortable Undies

April 6, 2012 By Janine 18 Comments

Well I think it's time to accept that age has engulfed me. Today I have decided (a) I need to spend more money on my undies and (b) comfort is more important than anything when it comes to underwear. (We tackle the big issues here at Shambolic Living.) The $5 for a pack of four briefs from the bargain bins at the chain stores just aren't up to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life, Women Tagged With: humour., Knickers, Life Experience, Undergarment, Underwear

Making Me Smile

March 23, 2012 By Janine 9 Comments

During a week of high frustration over a situation I can't control (see the commenting post) there have been some good things happen. Over in the forum world I've discovered some new blogs this morning I visited Magsx2 and she had this very cute video in one of her posts. It made me smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9APqLA2YKs … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour Tagged With: Child Playing With Otter, Family, humour.

Why are we obsessed with giving children experiences?

March 6, 2012 By Janine 9 Comments

Can someone please explain to me when it was mandated that parents provide an unlimited supply of interesting, exciting, educational, new experiences for their children on a daily basis? When I was growing up my Mum's idea of giving me a good time was dropping me at the local pool to swim unsupervised with my friends for a couple of hours with … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting Tagged With: Family, humour., Parenting

Stomp The Tumbarumba

March 1, 2012 By Janine 7 Comments

Remember recently when I shared with you the photos from my husband's trip back to the one-horse town of his birth? I promised you, if you were good, I would find you Stomp The Tumbarumba the town's one claim to fame. Well unfortunately for you I believe you have been good so I'm going to share. I challenge you to get the song out of your head once … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour Tagged With: Johnny Devlin, Stomp The Tumbarumba

5 Pet Peeves

February 28, 2012 By Janine 10 Comments

  I may be a little early here, our Tuesday may arrive ahead of the Tuesday of Moments that Define Life but I will be linking up with Nicole's Listable Life when you American's eventually catch up! People (and they know who they are) not putting the butter back in the fridge after they use it. People (the same ones who have a problem with … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: humour., Life Experience, Listable Life, Pet Peeves

Your Life In Six Words

February 25, 2012 By Janine 32 Comments

Do you remember Ernest Hemingway's short, short story. For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.? At the Smith Magazine Larry Smith used Hemingway's story as inspiration and asked his readers to describe their lives in six words. It was supposed to be a month long competition but now five years later it's still going strong. Oprah Magazine ran an article … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Creativity, Humour, Writing Tagged With: O: The Oprah Magazine, Six-Word Memoir, Smith Magazine

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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