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I Seem To Have Misplaced My Career Plan

September 5, 2013 By Janine 16 Comments

When it comes to your career are you a planner? Do you have it all figured out step-by-step, promotion-by-promotion? It appears I've misplaced my career plan. There was a time when I had goals, hell even a bit of ambition. I worked full-time, studied at night, put my hand up for extra responsibilities, took job after job for the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: competitions

Over Parenting and Other Acts of Insanity

August 22, 2013 By Janine Leave a Comment

Well I'm officially insane. I know you've suspected for a while now. Like when I quit a perfectly good job to go to, well nothing. Or when the blog posts became infrequent, incoherent ramblings. You used to quietly think to yourself she may be losing her mind. However, I'm not as smart as you so it took me a little longer to cotton … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour

Dressed to Impress (Or Not)

August 11, 2013 By Janine 3 Comments

Vanity Fair has just released its list of best dressed, surprisingly I am not on it. I don't know how they could possibly have missed my classic pairing of Mix trousers with Target tops. It's all well and good to be considered stylish when your budget is unlimited but I'd like to see what those dames could do with a hundred bucks for a seasonal … [Read more...]

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Letter from a Country Bumpkin

August 6, 2013 By Janine 16 Comments

Well it's official I'm a country bumpkin. I'm in Sydney. It's not going well. Spent the morning driving around Surry Hills trying to find (a) the conference venue and then (b) a car park  which was then  followed by a long stint fighting with the parking meter which didn't like any of my three credit cards (yes I have three credit cards but … [Read more...]

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We Just Need A Good Laugh

July 22, 2013 By Janine 1 Comment

I'm not exactly rocking this stay-at-home gig. The children were late to school this morning because, as the Princess Child berated, "everyone thinks because we are getting driven to school you can all move slower - you CAN'T". I feel for the child, she was clearly born into the wrong household, as she sits fully dressed, bag packed, notes signed … [Read more...]

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Hey Kids, Mummy’s Home!

July 10, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

Remember when the kids where little and you would arrive home and they would screech with joy and run down the hallway to leap into your arms? Doesn't happen so much once they are teenagers. In fact your arrival home is usually greeted by a deathly silence, and you have to go SEARCHING for the bodies. You eventually unearth one under a doona on … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour Tagged With: Family, unemployed mum

Under the Dome

June 26, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

As a parent you have moments where, well you just lose your mind. At first it's excusable, little children take a lot of time and energy, you are operating on very little sleep, of course you can't be expected to retain your sanity. But then the kids get older, they are more self-sufficient and you would think you would have your wits about … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour, Life Tagged With: Stephen King, Under the Dome

Where The Bloody Hell Is The Phone?

June 19, 2013 By Janine 7 Comments

The phone rang this morning. It was a drama. Back in the day,  the phone was a large black rotary dial model ATTACHED to the wall you never lost it. Yes children you read that right, the phone was physically ATTACHED to the wall. It was in a high traffic area of the home (ours was in the lounge room at the start of the hallway). If you wanted to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life

So This Is Dieting

June 18, 2013 By Janine 13 Comments

I have no idea how I got to the point where I am on a DIET. What, me? Thin, skinny me? Oh that's right an accidental glimpse in a mirror as I pass by reveals the image in my head bears little resemblance to the reality. Somehow, when I wasn't looking I gained weight. Slight gains over a long period of time culminated with the bathroom … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Life Tagged With: Diet, Exercise

Over the Edge

May 3, 2013 By Janine 15 Comments

As a parent I've calmly dealt with trips to the emergency with gaping head wounds, years of sleep deprivation, toddler meltdowns in the supermarket, building resilience in a bullied child, I've negotiated, reprimanded, encouraged, guided. Basically, I've been a paragon of virtuous calm and sense in the maelstrom of family life. (Well that's my … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour

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Janine Fitzpatrick is a personal blogger with an untidy house, imperfect children and no celebrity friends.

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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