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Choices, Chances and Life’s Big Lottery

July 25, 2013 By Janine 11 Comments

It's hard work this helicopter mum thing. Seriously, all this hovering is EXHAUSTING. Those of you with young children who are just in the "keep 'em safe, don't let 'em do anything dangerous" stage of helicopter mothering, let me tell you when you get to the final years of high school it takes on a whole new level of demanding! Last night was … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Life Tagged With: ATAR, Education, HSC

Working Options

July 18, 2013 By Janine 12 Comments

It's been over seven years since I was last a stay-at-home Mum. When you are chained to an office,  knee-deep in work deadlines and fighting off texts from your children about the latest crisis - there's no food in the house - I missed the bus - I forgot my art project - you tend to get a rosy glow about being at home. You remember the flexibility, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Employment, Family, Unemployed Diaries

Hey Kids, Mummy’s Home!

July 10, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

Remember when the kids where little and you would arrive home and they would screech with joy and run down the hallway to leap into your arms? Doesn't happen so much once they are teenagers. In fact your arrival home is usually greeted by a deathly silence, and you have to go SEARCHING for the bodies. You eventually unearth one under a doona on … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour Tagged With: Family, unemployed mum

Under the Dome

June 26, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

As a parent you have moments where, well you just lose your mind. At first it's excusable, little children take a lot of time and energy, you are operating on very little sleep, of course you can't be expected to retain your sanity. But then the kids get older, they are more self-sufficient and you would think you would have your wits about … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour, Life Tagged With: Stephen King, Under the Dome

Busy Doing My Head In

June 4, 2013 By Janine 7 Comments

When the girls were little there were many occasions when I locked myself in the loo simply to get a break. In amongst the crazy demands of toddler taming and working from home it was my chance to breathe slowly and think clearly about the many tasks I needed to complete to impossible deadlines. The memories came back tonight as I worked my way … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: busy

Is Parenting Teens Hard?

May 31, 2013 By Janine 19 Comments

Once when I was a mother of a newborn and a toddler a mother of teenagers said to me "you know I think they need you around more when they are teenagers than when they are babies". As I wiped pooey bums, worried about delayed speech development, monitored TV consumption and agonised over the nutritional value of a diet consisting solely of peanut … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: parenting teens, Social Media

Parenting Advice From Twitter

May 21, 2013 By Janine 20 Comments

It's taken me two weeks to recover from a very tough weekend. I wasn't going to write about it but I've decided it is a community service announcement for mothers who are currently worried about inconsequential things like sleep patterns, nappy rash and bottle versus breast. People you need to be PREPARED. One day you will be facing down … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: humour., sleepovers

Whatever Happened To The Class Photo?

May 17, 2013 By Janine 10 Comments

It was school photos last week. As usual, I'd forgotten to pay attention and when I looked at the girls, like really LOOKED at them, on the morning of the photo shoot I realised they really needed haircuts. Every year we get the same dodgy shots of them with unruly hair because I can't manage to get them to the hairdresser in time for the school … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Education, Family Tagged With: class photos, school photos

Weekend Notes

May 12, 2013 By Janine 10 Comments

Thank You I got a break from blogging this week when I handed over the reins to my friends Emma, Fiona, Therese and Katya. Each woman shared their journey to motherhood story, and they were all wonderful.  A big thank you to each of them. None of these women are bloggers so it was very brave of  them to share such personal stories online.  I … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: Mothers Day, recipes

Journey to Joy

May 10, 2013 By Janine 4 Comments

Katya Quigley is a radio broadcaster currently on maternity leave. Politicians around the world engage in endless debate on issues such as gay marriage while gay and lesbian couples  just get on with their lives. Falling in love, creating their families, laughing, crying, enduring the same challenges of raising children as the rest of us. The … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: Mothers Day

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Janine Fitzpatrick is a personal blogger with an untidy house, imperfect children and no celebrity friends.

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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