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Weekend Notes – Sunrise

March 16, 2014 By Janine 6 Comments

The Princess Child and her father decided they would do a sunrise excursion this morning for a spot of photography and fishing.   The pair did sunrise at the beach, a photo stop at Kooloonbung Creek Nature Park and the Historic Cemetery and breakfast at McDonalds. When the girls were little they were happy to build things with their Dad, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Photos

Letter to My Daughters – Remember to Thank Your Mum

March 4, 2014 By Janine 1 Comment

Dear Girls, If at any point in your life you end up on a stage accepting an award and being watched by a world-wide audience of millions, don't forget to remember to thank the woman who made it all possible. That's me, in case you are wondering. Yes me, the woman who endured nine months of dehydrating vomiting, followed by excruciating … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Humour

Back to “Normal”

February 3, 2014 By Janine 2 Comments

The house is decidedly quiet today. The girls are back at school and I am home alone. I actually love the holidays, the lack of routine, the freedom to decide on the spur-of-the-moment to have a picnic, go for a swim, see a movie. But of course it comes to an end and back to normality we go. Lunches to be packed, notes to be signed (yes day … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: holidays

Happy New Year

January 3, 2014 By Janine 10 Comments

Welcome 2014. We've crossed off another 12 months and now we are wiping the slate clean with a brand new year, all ready for us to venture in with our dreams, plans, goals, misgivings, good luck, bad luck. Are you making any resolutions? I don't think I'm going to this year, think I'll just try to make it a "go with the flow" year and see … [Read more...]

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Welcome to Parenting

December 12, 2013 By Janine 5 Comments

I heard recently of a lovely couple who have decided to foster children. They are a couple in their forties who haven't had children. They will be great but I did have a sleepless night worried they are going into this cold. Oh yes they've done all the training and all but when you are faced with a couple of tweenies over the breakfast table each … [Read more...]

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Role Models and Rock Stars

December 8, 2013 By Janine 1 Comment

On Friday I dragged the children from their respective bedrooms, confiscated the iPad and the Isobelle Carmody book and FORCED them to watch a one hour tribute to Nelson Mandela. "This is history, you need to be able to remember where you were when Mandela died, and you bloody well need to know who he was!". I probably should have started by … [Read more...]

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The Children’s Future

October 11, 2013 By Janine 6 Comments

As the departure of the Hippie Child from the family home looms (OK it's two years away and we still have to get through the HSC first, and then get accepted into a university, but you know me ponder philosophically, worry neurotically and imagine vividly - so ALREADY I'm thinking about what life is going to look like once she's gone). One of the … [Read more...]

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Over Parenting and Other Acts of Insanity

August 22, 2013 By Janine Leave a Comment

Well I'm officially insane. I know you've suspected for a while now. Like when I quit a perfectly good job to go to, well nothing. Or when the blog posts became infrequent, incoherent ramblings. You used to quietly think to yourself she may be losing her mind. However, I'm not as smart as you so it took me a little longer to cotton … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Family Living, Humour

What’s The Future for Generation Z?

August 19, 2013 By Janine 8 Comments

Yesterday at soccer I overheard a young boy say to his team mates "I can't wait to get home and have my steak sandwich with caramelised onion". I didn't make that up he specifically mentioned the onion was CARAMELISED. At the risk of sounding like a boring old fart, back in my day it was a sanger banged on a bit of bread with a squirt of tomato … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family, Parenting, Social Culture Tagged With: generation Z

Things My Mother Never Had To Deal With

August 1, 2013 By Janine 8 Comments

Earlier this year Rachel over at The Kids Are All Right did a survey of her readers. When she asked who they turned to for parenting advice this is what she found. In last year’s Changing Face of Motherhood Report (undertaken by Proctor & Gamble), mums sought parenting help from their own mothers first, ahead of all other resources. In … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: Parenting

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WATCHINGI went to see Fiona O'Loughlin last night. She's the comedian who survived alcoholism, a two week coma from not realising, in her drunken state, that the heater in the dive she was living in was leaking carbon monoxide.  Then went on to spend … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

Watching We headed to the movies this weekend and saw the latest Spike Lee film, BlacKkKlansman. It's the story of the first black cop in the Colorado Springs police force, Ron Stallworth, who in the late 70's managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux … [Read More...]

Sleepless

So I've been awake since 3.00am. In that time I've signed the family up for an organizing app which can run a joint calendar, shared shopping and to-do lists and has downloaded a series of recipes that are supposed to make my "what's for dinner" … [Read More...]

Grey stairs.

The Widow Goes On A Date

The last time I went on a first date Bob Hawke was Prime Minister, Liam Hemsworth was being born, Madonna was singing Vogue on the radio, Macaulay Culkin was being left Home Alone and Kevin Costner was Dancing with Wolves. It was a long time ago … [Read More...]

Father with two daughters.

Another Father’s Day

Hi Simon, How's things going up there? Did you have a beer with your Dad for Father's Dad? We blatantly ignored the day here. Just pretended it wasn't happening. We still think about you every day. I didn't post anything on Facebook because it … [Read More...]

Daisy flowers

Hellooo Again

  Hi, I'm just here unwrapping the dust covers, brushing down the spiderwebs and sweeping up the left-over dreams of my tiny little space on the internet. I know I've been gone almost 12-months. I'm not even sure how that happened. A … [Read More...]

A messy scrapbooking desk

Milestone Moments

Hey Simon, Despite my best intentions to ignore the milestones they keep on happening, with or without you. We celebrated your Mum's 80th birthday back in August. A rushed trip of some 1,850 kilometres all up with just four days to do the 9 hour … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

What have you been up to this weekend? Watching  We caught Home Again in the cinema. It's the latest Reese Witherspoon film.  It's a fun little comedy. Reese plays Alice a just-turned 40 divorcing mum of two. At her birthday drinks she … [Read More...]

Picture of a beach.

Weekend Notes

  As the weekend draws to a close here's a little of what caught my eye in the last 48 hours. Watching Saw Battle of the Sexes the new Emma Stone movie about the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Oh what a time … [Read More...]

A Bag of chips, wine, chocolate, lemonade and magazine. A parody of a bug out bag for the apocalypse.

Could You Survive The Apocalypse?

South Koreans are buying "survival bags" and turning to YouTube for tips on making it through a nuclear blast. The New York Times is writing articles on How To Survive The Apocalypse and the doomsday preppers are starting to look like the smart ones. … [Read More...]

chocolate and wine

Home Alone: The Empty Nest

The empty nest looms in my near future. One more year before the youngest heads out into the world without my micromanaging her every move. I can feel the rotor blades on my helicopter starting to slow.   I heard a whisper of what may … [Read More...]

Weekend Notes

It's a long weekend here in Australia.  So it's been a lazy time. Perfect for some catch-up TV, movies and reading.   Watching I've been enjoying Doctor Doctor it was shot in my old hometown of Mudgee and gosh it's looking … [Read More...]

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Grey stairs.
Father with two daughters.

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