Here at Shambles Manor the eldest is in the middle of exams, the youngest is having sex education talks at school.
I’m alternating between the history of astronomy and why do ovaries look like strawberries? Please God don’t let me get this mixed up and give the wrong information to the wrong kid.
How could I possibly be lecturing about the study guide for science when I once achieved nought out of 50 for a multiple choice test in biology? I didn’t know that is was statistically possible to not guess a SINGLE multiple choice question correctly. Insult was added to injury when the teacher got the class to double their results to get a mark out 100.
I’ve always been a statistical anomaly.
So the self-development activity this week is to enjoy the work of other bloggers.
If you need me I’m hiding in the pantry, in the foetal position, drinking chardonnay from the bottle.
Five Little Things To Make Your Day Better
Five Ways To Turn A Day Around
12 Tips For A Happier Home, Adapted From Nursery School
(You probably don’t need to be Freud to work out there could be a theme in the suggested articles and perhaps a direct correlation to my state of mind at present!)
Stay At Home Brad says
Don’t drink too much wine or you’ll for sure mix up your answers! Good luck!
Janine says
I know I could be in serious trouble.
Ally says
I knew there was a reason I read your blog Janine, I just didn’t realise the reason was to find out my daughter was having sex education lessons this week. Mmm, wonder why she didn’t mention it?!!
Janine says
Don’t dob me in that it is on the blog I’ll get into trouble!
Rachel @ The Kids Are All Right says
I discovered the other day that my daughter learned how to put a condom on a … rubber … (what word do you want me to use on your blog?) Gee sex ed has really changed since I went to school. Any room in your pantry for me?
Janine says
Absolutely! We’ve got to stick together.
Therese says
Just had a mini OMG moment…. in your opening sentence,”education” doesn’t appear til line 2….if you see what I mean!
Janine says
Ohhh I get it, took me a minute to work it out, god imagine the state I would have been in if that had of been the case, you would have had to hospitalise me!