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Max and Malorie on a Mission

March 26, 2012 By Janine 16 Comments

Malorie provides the decoy.

Performing a series of acrobatic manoeuvres to attract the tourists.

While Max undertakes a stealth mission.

To the picnics of the said tourists.

Yum.

My work here is done. Mission accomplished.

Filed Under: Photos Tagged With: Goannas, Monitors, Wildlife

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  1. cocomino says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    How scary but it’s a bit cute.

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  2. Madhu says

    March 27, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Great pics! I would be terrified!

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  3. orples says

    March 27, 2012 at 12:56 am

    Cute post… nothing like team work! Those guys look like they are pretty big.

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  4. rommel says

    March 27, 2012 at 1:05 am

    That second pic is a head-scratcher. How big are they?

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  5. Sunshine says

    March 27, 2012 at 2:57 am

    Wow and wow! 🙂

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  6. Cee Neuner says

    March 27, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Way fun and cool!!!

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  7. magsx2 says

    March 27, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Hi,
    Great photos, very scary, not the place to be leaving bags laying on the ground. 🙂

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  8. Gemma says

    March 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

    How do they not run away and if they do, how do you catch them? They are a little bit scary, in a beautiful sort of way. 🙂

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  9. oopsiemumma says

    March 27, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    They could have all the food they wanted…I’d be nowhere in sight if they were that close to my picnic 🙂

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  10. dave fitzpatrick says

    March 27, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    it is sooo funny watching the tourists with Max, Malorie & all their kids (think there is about 5 of ’em)….like the other day none of them were out down at Shellys Beach….i started to set up where i knew their tracks thru the scrub would come out at the picnic area…..two tables, two barbies had just started up, then i turn up with the camera focusing on a wall of scrub, all these people thought i was mad….fair enough….then like clockwork, Malorie pops her head out of the scrub, then casually wondered down for a sniff….well, i’ve never seen so many people with their mobiles & cameras out all of them taking snaps on top of their tables & food….sorry but it was funny….Max, Malorie all of ’em are just so cool in my book…..

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  11. dave fitzpatrick says

    March 27, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    @Gemma, its their beach, we are their guests & they are so polite about having us there…they just wonder thru, no dramas….& we don’t catch them, not unless one is hurt or something then i’d be ringing a biologist mate of mine who specialises in reptiles…she gets called in to remove & relocate some of our deadliest snakes, plus she just loves monitors, so it would be her telling me what to do should we ever have to catch one if it was crook or something…….

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    • Gemma says

      March 28, 2012 at 10:23 am

      Sorry. I must have misread something. I thought they belonged to someone. Then by all means they should run, be free! 🙂

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  12. Kim says

    March 28, 2012 at 1:25 am

    I wish I’d have seen them on one of my many walks on Shellys beach…they must not be morning lizards :’)

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  13. nmsullivan0909 says

    March 28, 2012 at 11:48 am

    david and janine – really cool. monitors, huh? they are interesting! great photos!

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  14. dave fitzpatrick says

    March 28, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    @rommel, Max would be just over 2metres, he is the Grand Daddy of the lot, but still quick on his feet should he need be….

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  15. happysherlock says

    March 29, 2012 at 12:34 am

    These would drive me running in the opposite direction much less than stop for photos. Great pics, by the way 🙂

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